There is a purpose for this. I am a normal woman. I shop for my clothes. But shopping is often a lengthy and frustrating process. I can spend spend two hours in a store and only come out with one or two items because of price, size, style, or immodesty. This past winter I was especially frustrated because I was shopping for a new wardrobe. Everything that I was trying on didn't flatter me, didn't fit me, or was completely immodest.

So I have made a decision. I am saying goodbye to the world's standard of modesty. I am saying goodbye to the modern clothing industry. They have failed to provide a proper service to me. I will turn my back on them, raise my head and loudly proclaim:


SINCE YOU CAN'T DO IT RIGHT I'LL DO IT MYSELF!